Posted 1 hour ago

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

Posted 1 hour ago

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

Posted 1 hour ago

phiphiohara:

themelmoshow:

lacigreen:

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

!!!!

This will never be overshared

Amazing!

Posted 1 hour ago

ben-c:

idk call me old fashioned but I feel like 14 year olds probably shouldn’t be having sex and doing drugs

Posted 1 hour ago

Everything ends. Even prison. Try to focus on that.

(Source: jamescookjr)

Posted 1 hour ago

afp-photo:

UNITED STATES, Huntington Beach : Surfer Dog Tillman rides a wave in the Large division during the 6th Annual Surf Dog competition at Huntington Beach, California on September 28, 2014. AFP PHOTO/Mark RALSTON

Posted 19 hours ago

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Posted 19 hours ago
deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

(Source: funyunbreaf)

Posted 23 hours ago

nialllhoran:

her mum calls me love, her dad calls me son, she calls me daddy

Posted 23 hours ago