Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

smellslikedossantosspirit:

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say baby I love you
If you ain’t runnin’ game

Posted 7 hours ago

What time is it?! #WhataMONSTER TIME!!! @whataburger when are you going to officially add it? #MelissaVsFood #Obsessed #GetInMyBelly #WhatchuKnowAboutThat

Posted 14 hours ago

Say hello to this beautiful thing. What is it you ask? Chicken Fried Bacon!!!! It’s about to go down. #MelissaVsFood #DearGod #CFB #GetInMyBelly

Posted 16 hours ago

Blasting my Frank Sinatra radio heading to my show. Y’all come see me at Pole Position at 5pm! #Music #LoveMeSomeSinatra

Posted 1 day ago

Okay my last #TBT is from 2010 when all I did, from sun up to sun down, was surf. No school, no worries, no tour schedules; just me and the waves. I can’t wait to be in Port A next weekend! I need to spend another 8 hour day in my salt water office. #Surf #Surfing #PortA #HorriceCaldwell #AlMerrick #Quad #Booger

Posted 1 day ago

comedycentral:

Watch tonight’s new @midnight to find out which of these #RuinAPresident tweets will be elected the best.

Posted 1 day ago

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

Posted 1 day ago

gymleaderkyle:

Black and Gold - Sam Sparro

Posted 1 day ago

#TBT to when I was telling my daddy a very important “cigarette”. I love this man so much. #DaddyDaughterTime #Secret #Cigarette #SameThing 😂